Where have all the Red Sox gone?

Oh, this does not look good. I know it's only spring training, but take a look at the box score from the Sox-Yankees game. Take a look at the players....

DHing for the Red Sox....MAnneeeey RaMIRez! The rest of the list - who ARE these guys?

Then take a look at the Yankees' line-up. We KNOW who those guys are. Most of them, anyway.

Here's hoping the new guys on the Sox can play well enough to make us want to know them...and that the next Sox-Yankees box score shows a win for the good guys!

PS - Johnny doesn't look good in pinstripes. Just as we're learning to cope with the Sox roster changes, now we have to find a decent kicker to move into Vinatieritory. Act now and you can save a ton of money on McGinnest, Vinatiera, Givens, and other Pats merchandise at the fire sale at the Pats Pro Shop....

Boston	AB	R	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	AVG
Adam Stern CF-RF	5	1	3	1	0	1	2	.429
Alex Cora SS	4	0	1	0	0	0	0	.273
Trent Durrington 2B-3B	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	.190
JT Snow 1B	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	.308
Ian Bladergroen PR-1B	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	.500
Manny Ramirez DH	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	.370
Enrique Wilson PH-DH	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	.300
Mike Lowell 3B	3	1	1	1	0	0	0	.270
Ignacio Suarez PR-2B	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	.000
Wily Mo Pena RF	4	1	2	0	0	1	2	.375
Ron Calloway PR-LF	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	.227
Dustan Mohr LF	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	.333
Willie Harris LF-CF	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	.188
Ken Huckaby C	4	0	1	1	0	0	0	.286
Javier Cardona C	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	.000
Alejandro Machado 2B-SS	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	.275
Totals	34	4	8	3	0	2	4
NY Yankees	AB	R	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	AVG
Johnny Damon DH	4	1	1	0	0	0	0	.500
Kevin Reese PH-DH	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	.279
Derek Jeter SS	3	0	1	0	0	0	0	.417
Felix Escalona PR-SS	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	.265
Hideki Matsui LF	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	.294
Bubba Crosby CF	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	.182
Gary Sheffield RF	2	0	0	0	0	0	1	.077
Luis A. Garcia RF	1	1	1	0	0	1	2	1.000
Alex Rodriguez 3B	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	.000
Russ Johnson 3B	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	.190
Jason Giambi 1B	4	1	0	0	0	0	0	.227
Andy Phillips 1B	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	.333
Bernie Williams CF-LF	3	1	3	1	0	1	1	.364
Kevin Thompson LF	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	.386
Robinson Cano 2B	3	0	1	0	0	0	1	.339
Miguel Cairo 2B	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	.273
Kelly Stinnett C	3	0	1	1	0	0	0	.296
Omir Santos C	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	.222
Totals	32	5	9	2	0	2	5